Foul Play. ETA: Even with Ttar stats and a quick succession of hits, Crunch isn't strong enough to deal neutral damage if caught out by a switch or faint.
Cacturne is doing for me nicely, as is Crawdaunt. I have Cacturne with grass quick and dark charge and Crawdaunt with dark quick and water charge. I also use a SD/C Tyranitar. (Different teams, different coverages. All are on teams with a 75%+ win rate over at least 12-15 battles each)
Shiftry I found, oddly, to come off less bulky than Cacturne despite better defensive stats and identical typing. I haven't tried Honchkrow despite having a perfect or Weavile.