Dear Drystan, Niantic doesn't read this Q&A
Stop addressing Niantic with your ideas or requests here. No one here cares and no one that could do something about them reads this Q&A.
This is not a place to throw your childish tantrums and gutless complaints.
Seriously, guys, do you even know what "Q&A" stands for?
At the very least you could try to format your issues as questions.
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lol, I'm sure this is thumb-down worthy, but honestly Drystan's "Dear Niantic" are one of my favorites, at least more interesting that "should i power up the 14/15/15 or 15/12/14?" though admittedly, at least those are formed as questions. I'm pretty sure they're just trolling, and love to see the worked up responses. But as far as absurd suggestions go, Chansey in a silly hat instead of Pikachu in a silly hat ain't that bad...