Dear Niantic, No more Halloween Pikachus
Give us Chansey with silly hats instead.
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Drystan, why do you assume your own inadequacies are everyone else's burden? What a ridiculous request? And the narcissism involved with such a request is hilarious. How many of your requests have come true? At what point do you become self-aware enough to recognize your requests are not only unpopular within the community you post them, but completely unrealistic?
I'd say you're trolling if not for the fact that you seem genuine in your requests. Which is the most insane aspect of them!
But keep on keepin' on. You got nothing to lose but credibility and integrity.
I just got word from John Hanke. They've read your "Dear Niantic" posts and were so impressed with your selfless ingenuity, that they decided to do an event in your honor. In two weeks we'll be getting Chanseys dressed up as Broom Hilda for Halloween. Their "power up" and "evolve" buttons are replaced with "trick" and "treat" respectively. If you click "trick," your account gets spoofed to the nearest Broom Hilda Chansey spawn two countries away, and your account becomes flagged. If you click "treat," Broom Hilda Chansey eats all your Chansey candy powering itself up to max level and auto-transfers. If neither option is selected after a 10min period has passed after catching Broom Hilda Chansey, your top 12 Mons are permanently replaced with 100 IV Wurmples that do not have hats! Enjoy!
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Why on earth would anyone want a Chansey? It's max IV is less than a pretty average Rhydon, so it gets shaved out of gyms pretty quick by anyone with a Machamp. (which, let's be honest, is all Machamp is really good for.) Maybe - MAYBE - if your area isn't full of Machops a Chansey is a nice way to aggravate people, but seriously, once the Dragonites get involved that Chansey is going down.
