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I made a big decision today. My girlfriend of 2 months vs Luvdisc. I went outside today and found my first Luvdisc of the day. I decided that if I catch the Luvdisc I will keep my girlfriend. If the Luvdisc RUNS, I would dump her sorry ass. Well, Luvdisc ran after the first throw. That skank is now going to hit the road. No more free sexy time for her. Did I make the right call?

Asked by CharHisNardz7 years 5 months ago

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Hit it one last time then show her the road. Think of all the free time for POGO you'd have. Easy choice.

She had it coming obviously

You made the right call she deserved it.

Well done. Boy Power FTW

If it was shiny you'd have had to marry her.

Ummm, OK. (Kind of hope this is a joke.)

I mean, if she was putting out, why dump her?

On the plus side, now you can find a GF who plays PoGO, and the two of you can have fun together, outside with PoGO, and inside too.

"and inside too."
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I had a similar idea about what I'd do if I caught a doggy, and I did, less time for POGO.

I vaguely remember reading a story about someone who used dice throws to decide which life option to take. He started small, and gradually made bigger and bigger decisions that way. He asked the questions, the dice give the answers. Should I eat pizza or hamburger for dinner? ... Should I murder my boss, steel all the company's money and run away to South America?

It seems you have taken the first step to becoming "random man". Be careful where it leads you.