Things You Would Never Say 1 Year Ago

This is news to me '-'

"Better put something transferable in this gym"
"15 atk but 10 def and 10 hp good to power up"
"why did you power up a Blissey and Snorlax?"
"You're on a different team? thats ok come roll with us we are hitting gyms"
"I know one day i'll have 30 of each legendary type"

My bag is full, I need to throw away 100 revives and 100 max potions

"I only have a 93 IV [insert meta mon], should I even bother powering it up?"

"I'm saving my rare candies for Mewtwo"

"A Lapras raid? No thanks I only raid legendaries"

"Hyperbeam on my Dragonite? Let me just charge TM out of that real quick"

And things we were saying one year ago and would not say now:

"- Oh Darling! There is an Exeggcute at the pokestop just outside our home! Give me your phone and I will catch it for both of us! 44 more candies and I get the best attacker against Vaporeon.
- But it's 10 p.m. !
- No worries: I will just put my coat over my pyjamas, no risk to meet a neighbour with that heavy rain!

This mon is pretty cool. Too bad it's only 2000 cp.

*Evolved a matter mon and got a wrong moveset.
"Oh...nevermind."

Trump is the new president of the USA

Snorlax you get at a raid are Fake ... as well as any of the other crap you get a one ...

Raids need to go away!

“Machamp is the MVP in gyms”
“No. Not another Lapras from 2k”
“Oh Pinsir! That’s rare”
“Let’s defend the gym by switching to alternative accounts to feed berries”
“Hey! You got a 89iv Legendary!” - “Nah its ATK IV is only 13. Dumped it already”

"If only Niantic could do something about bots and spoofers" (One year ago I did hardly know they existed)

"Yes, a heap of stardust!" (looks at Dragonite on nearby)

"I think I delete all Lapras below 90%"

"I only need one more really good Golem for my attack team"

don't walk that 96% Larvitar for 500 kilometers... just power up that 96%Tyranitar you earned in 5 minutes.

"Breakpoints."
"I have more evolution items than I'll ever need."
"The dratini is more than two blocks away? Nah forget it."

Finally! My Pokemon was kicked out of the gym.

Legit serious players don't walk around catching stuff...they get in a car a drive around from place to place.

Oh darn. Another Vaporeon...

I only have 500 larvitar candies.

I just transferred all my arcanines because they were just taking up space.

I play Pokemon Go every day!

(I didn't even start until October 30, and until then had thought that people who played this game were just... a little... weird ;-)

"Nobody's around, hopefully some spoofers join us"

“Don’t press Okay!!!!”