Dear Niantic, Birthday gifts

Can someone just put this guy in a room with Mr ex?

Dear Niantic,

Why don't you all create a game that creates a multi-million player base, generates tons of fan support, has multiple websites dedicated to playing it, and can be played for free if one chooses?

Oh, wait, ....

It's the thought that counts, not what's in the present.

I'm sure Niantic is wishing you special happy thoughts on your birthday, so you're good.