Complain about the Pokemon Go Plus!

Let's get all our problems with the Pokémon Go Plus out of our systems in a single thread, where we can bitch, moan, rant, rail, curse Niantic, curse Bluetooth, curse our ISP's or other internet Providers, curse iPhone, curse Android, curse Windows, curse God (or the lack thereof), or just blame some random person.

Mike, I blame you for all my PoGo Plus issues. Damn you, Mike. Damn you. It's your fault I can only connect my PoGo Plus to my phone every third day, and only for a half hour or so before it decides that it is stopping now. Damn you for making it so that no matter how many times I restart my phone, it just won't connect - it syncs fine (apparently), but then it just doesn't connect to Pokémon Go. Damn you. Why did you have to do that, Mike? Why did you have to make it so useful but also so aggravating? And did you have to write the official Help page that seems to be so blindingly simple (essentially "Unpair it. Turn it off, turn it back on, try again until it works.") but never works? That was cruel, Mike.

So! What problems have you had with the PoGo Plus and who do you blame for it?