100% IV Jolteon

I don't think discharge is powerfull enough to kill you, so try jumping of a bridge

The weakest Jolteon.. yet it's perfect.
Weird

Wait until you save enough candies for that perfect Charmander, only to get Ember - Dragon Claw.

In some way, this is one of the game's thrills. What keeps high lvl players on game. Oh... I have a perfect blastoice with bite and flash cannon... almost threw my phone to the wall

Get in the desert, shout "Jolteon attack discharge", but you don't die because Jolteon is weak af. You get paralysed, so you can't do anything during 1 year recovery. After go to ocean, then shout "Gyarados attack Hydro Pump". He then says "u mad bro" because he only knows Twister and send you on a desert island where lives the entire cast of Lost. You get bored as hell waiting for the events of the 6 entire seasons but at the final episode Zapdos appears in front of you, in a luminous halo, like a miracle, and use discharge at you and you finally die happy.

Too bad, it happens, life goes on, move on...