Unluckiness Brag

Since I have done my last Lugia raid, I figured now would be a good time to check in.

Alright, since some people like to come here to brag about how lucky they are, I figured why not brag about how unlucky I am.
- Out of the 47 legendary raids, 20 were caught and not a single one has 15 attack
- The first Lugia caught had 10/10/10 IVs
- Started playing about 3 weeks after the game first came out and still don't have a Snorlax.
- Have caught a little over 100 Machop (around 430ish candy) and still have not gotten one with good IVs, also have never hatched one. It is a bit embarrassing to admit that Machoke and Machamp are still silhouettes in my Pokedex.
- Only one shiny caught/found which was the very first Dratini I tapped on during Dratini day. I caught 69 Dratini that day by the way.
- No ex raid pass (that is an obvious one though so that doesn't count)

So is there anyone out there who has worse luck than I do? Consider this a competition of unluckiness.

PS: I just wanted to say on a more serious note that I am very grateful to have caught any legendaries period because I know there are some people who are not as fortunate, and thanks to Lugia coming back, I have now caught every legendary that has been released so far.