Am I alone?

Which one ?

I Get plenty of them.

You live in Antarctica o wat?

Lvl 33 nearly. No regionals, still incomplete gen 1 dex! I think you would very much not be alone :) still no muk.

Farfetched is only available in Hong Kong, Taiwan and Japan I think

I was in Okinawa Japan for 2 weeks and didn't encounter a single Farfetchd..

Here a reddit post about Farfetchd: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSilphRoad/comments/5mtm92/inaccuracies_in_the_silph_road_regional_exclusive/

I live in North America and haven't seen a single Tauros since the Gen 2 release. Prior to that they were everywhere.

I am from Singapore. Never seen Farfetch'd in the wild or on nearby/sightings, only once in a gym (likewise for Mr. Mime, Kangaskhan and Tauros). No, I will not fly to Japan just to get one!